my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Randomize
