So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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