i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
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So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
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i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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