Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
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