Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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