I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
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The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
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If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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