what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
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I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
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I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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