I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Randomize
