mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
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