check it out our google latitudes are spooning
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
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