If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
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at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
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I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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