i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
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curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
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I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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