im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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