it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
NoShamevember. You game?
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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