this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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