My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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