brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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