If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Randomize
