:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Why can't burritos get me drunk
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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