just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
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