Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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