i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
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HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
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Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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