I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Randomize
