So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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