I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
Randomize
