PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
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Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
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I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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