You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Randomize
