Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
