I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I just blew my weed a kiss
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
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