You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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