YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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