So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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