hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
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She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
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You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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