Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
They are going to name an STD after you.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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