By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
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we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
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omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
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