I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Someone shattered a urinal.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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