watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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