is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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