I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
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I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Less talking, more tequila
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
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Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
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