So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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