think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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