windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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