I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
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She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
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The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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