i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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