I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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