Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
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Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
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Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window