all she had left on were here heels. phone five
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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