she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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