she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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