at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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