yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
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