Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
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