that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
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Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
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I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize