Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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