Im at strip club and am horny
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
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I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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