ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
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his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
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I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
that may or may not have been my penis.
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