he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
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I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
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Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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