Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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