What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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