Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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