you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
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she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
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I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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